For those of you who are Fac*b**k friends, you're well aware that I am Linda's support crew, wind beneath her wings, water woman, snack wench - pick a term - person who drives ahead of her on her running route, stopping every mile and waiting for her so she can have water/gatorade/snacks on a regular basis (as if she's doing a marathon).
So on the weekend day that we don't have Sophie, we head out as early in the morning as we can manage to Westport to run along the water as much as we can. We always stop at a specific gas station in Fairfield on the way there, as they have a pretty vast selection of snacks and drinks to choose from. The run, depending on the mileage being done, can last from 2 - 3.5 hours or more.
I bring along the weekend NY Times to read while waiting in the car. Depending on how involved in the reading I am, I might actually get out of the car to meet Linda on the side of the road she is running so I don't get too stiff.
(Last week, I didn't get out once in the entire 3 hours and when we got home, I almost rolled out of the car and I moaned and groaned all the way into the house, while Linda told me that I had a lot of nerve, as she had just run 15 miles!!! I know, I'm a piece of work, aren't I?!!!
But hey, it's tiring just sitting and waiting for someone to run to where you are. Then you have to turn the car on and drive another mile... sigh. Then get back into the article you were reading.... sigh. It can be challenging, to be sure! Oh and did I mention that we stop on the way to the gas station to get 2 large cups of coffee for me which I drink pretty quickly so that about half way thru the run, I'm squeezing my legs together and have to hold it til she's done???!! yeah, it's tough to be me!)
But I'll admit that it's really tougher to be her!
Anyway, this past Sunday was the day for the training run. She had to run 16 miles. We didn't quite manage to get up and out very early, but there we were at the gas station to get snacks about 9am. An hour behind schedule, but whatever. The day was free of any obligations except cleaning and really, who was in a rush to do THAT?!
I noticed that the gas gauge on the Subaru was on the low end, so I decided to get gas while I ran into the mini mart. As I was entering the store, I ran into (literally) a Mom of one of Sophie's friends. She was obviously mortified at being seen in what can only be described as "just woke up and, holy shit, I forgot to get milk yesterday, let me just run out and pray that I don't see anyone I know'!!! Oh well, she tried. But there I was! I continued in and got the training supplies.
NOTE: part of my training run duties is to go into whatever store we stop at for supplies, as Linda doesn't want anyone seeing her in her running garb! I think she looks cute as hell, but she disagrees. So she stayed in the car and read the news on her phone.
I returned to the car and got in while handing her the bag with the drinks and the bag of gummy life savers that she craves while running. I asked her if she'd seen the woman I was talking to as I entered the store and she had not. I turned the car on and pulled away.
C R A S H! B A M!
I slam on the brakes and turn to Linda saying, "Shit. I forgot to take the pump out of the car!" (Dad, I can hear you laughing as you read this! I'm sure that you coldn't BE any prouder of your accomplishments with my driver education!)
Linda's response? "There had BETTER not be a scratch on this brand new car!"
I got out of the car as nonchalant as one can be in this type of situation. My face had to have been the color of Santa's suit. I was sweating and nauseous. In my 35 years of driving, I had NEVER done THIS before! I'm sure this would have to rate in the top 5 of my most embarrassing moments to date!
In my mind, I visualized the pump handle on the ground where it had landed after scraping the whole passenger side panel of the car on the way down as I pulled away. I knew it wasn't going to be pretty.
When I came around the back of the car, I saw the hose split in 2. The pump handle was still in the car with about 4 feet of hose hanging to the ground. Then the other end of the hose was still attached to the machine, but hanging limply in front of it.
I went to look at the side of the car. Nothing. Not a scratch. ::: flood of relief ::::
Linda had rolled down her window. I said, "It's fine." as I removed the pump handle from the car and gently laid it next to the other half of the hose. I asked Linda to move the car - since the car was sitting in the middle of the gas station at this point - and I headed into the mini mart to confess to being an idiot.
I entered and there were 2 women in line chatting. As i got nearer, I heard one say to the other one, "Did you see that? Someone tried to drive away with the pump handle still attached to their car?!!" Both laughed and I continued to stay crimson. I didn't confess to them!
The woman at the register looked at me like, "Didn't I just ring you up? NOW what do you need?" I said, "I just drove my car away with the pump attached."
She said, "Oh, you're pump 2?"
I nodded and said, "The car is fine, but the hose is in 2 pieces."
She said, "Was it pumping gas at the time? I said, "No."
She said, "That's fine, just give me your phone # and driver's license in case they have any questions. But the hoses just snap back together. No big deal."
I walked out and got into the car as suavely as I could. It crossed my mind to go over to the pump and get the receipt for the gas, but figured that leaving and checking my on-line bank account later would be the better choice!
When we got to Westport, I got out of the car just to double check to make sure that there were no damages... and lo and behold, I had not looked at the back bumper. There was a nice big DING there.
So I called Subaru today and since we bought a maintenance package where they fix all dings for free, we have an appointment to bring the car in on Friday to have the the dings repaired. In addition to the one that happend on Sunday, there are a few little dings on the hood from when some truck was ahead of Linda on the highway and pebbles were falling off and bouncing off of the hood of our car.
Maybe next week, we'll take my parent's car!!! (just kidding Mom & Dad!)
[NOTE: The Thanksgiving Day post will be coming shortly... :) ]
